OBMUD.

thankyou mummy for teaching me to be brave,
thankyou papa for teaching me how to divide numbers,
thankyou jie for teaching me acids, bases and salts,
thankyou fishies for teaching me tt guppies give birth to guppies (not eggs),
thankyou daryl da-ge for teaching me how to look on the bright side of things,
thankyou MSN for teaching me how to type,
thankyou kenny for teaching me how to enjoy honey peach red tea,
thankyou all my friends for teaching me how to... LOVE.

i hereby wish all of u a happy teachers' day!

marshmallows anyone? xD

AH, i am so bored. exams went fine so far... just tt today's ss was kinda scary. it was not the paper tt was scary. it was AFTER the paper. yh wrote 2 pages for the 12-mark essay and 2 1/2 for the 13-mark essay. haissssssssssssssssssssssssss... i wrote 1 page for the 12-mark and 1 1/2 page for the 13-mark one. I AM DEAD... tt's like 1 page difference. well, im not good at humans. gahhhhhhhhh~ ting tian you ming ba.

today's maths was interesting. haha. just the exact qns mr ang wud enjoy doing.

ahhh... i slept too much my eyes are so puffy. not tt they weren't puffy b4 because of my eyebags, but their just puffiER.

ah nvm. i regretted not studying enough for ss yesterday.
i slept for like 9 hours from 8 plus yesterday? and came back home finding myself lying in bed again. goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i ought to be shot for sleeping.

well, nth else to say.

may all pass ur prelims with flying bulldogs. =)

dressing, teaching, understanding, accepting.

these are 4 critical things u have to improve on.

firstly, your dressing. i have nth much to comment on ur dressing really (nose gets longer), but i have to say tt to be a likeable teacher, or even person, u HAVE to look presentable to gain the liking of ur students, or people. im not trying to critisize u (nose gets even longer), but it seriously digusts many because of how u dress. so i beg of u. if u dun wanna look good, its fine. but pls spare a tot for our eyes.

secondly, your teaching. i think this is gonna be the longest paragraph. anyways, even u can tell tt we improved our chem. but u've gotta noe sth. we did it not because of u. u urself encouraged students to join tuition if they REALLY CANNOT MAKE IT. so yeah... students hu REALLY CANNOT MAKE IT went for tuition, and they passed straightaway. i bet u noe wat this means. but just in case u do not, let me tell u this. YOUR TEACHING IS BAD!!! AHHHHHHHH~ so i beg of u. realise this gigantic mistake u made and stop (i mean it) denying this fact. aka, quit deceiving urself.

next, understanding. i wrote this post mainly because of ur looooooooow (echoed) understanding of our class. ppl scold with understanding, and u scold with... i dunno... facts? u've really gotta understand us. we may be playful, but we are definitely enjoyable! maybe u dun see it. i dunno how to explain this... hmm... u are like a woman not appreciating chocolate, a man not adoring porn. YAAAAA. tt's exactly wat im trying to say. so i beg of u. understand b4 scolding. as u aint like any other teacher hu makes us understand our mistakes by scolding us.

lastly, accepting. well, this is simple. its strange y some teachers can accept our class while u cant. this suddenly makes me think of "I Not Stupid", where teachers look down on their students by labelling them as 'rotten apples'. i feel tt sudden urge to kiss (ok... hug) Jack Neo whenever i see u. he's just so great to express how students (in 4D) suffer under hands of unreasonable teachers (like ML). so i beg of u, reflect upon urself. look in the mirror and try to let us accept u by accepting us.

therefore, by improving ur dressing, teaching, understanding, and ur crucial decision to accept 4D, PLEASE, (not buy my car, but) make things better for us and urself.

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oh boy. i can score full marks if this essay come out la. 13/13 sia. i PEEL-ed every statement. haha... wells, tt's all i have to say. -PEACE-

(oops... this post was supposed to be dated 8/8/07. heh... but i was too buzy doing art and watching nodame. so im sososososososo sorry...)

A and B are classmates from 4D.

A: hi prize winner, are u just SO glad tt u've just won a prize, prize winner?

B: oh OF COURSE prize winner, it's really AMAZING tt we prize winners can win top prizes from our first time participating!... ahem, prize winner!

A: well prize winner, only prize winners are capable of tt. you prize winner, me prize winner, aww man... we sure are prize winners.

B: oh yeah... let's not be so proud here prize winner, there's so many more prizes for us to win, there's simply not enough time, prize winner! don't u get it, prize winner?

A: but... but... prize winner...

B: (smacks prize winner)

pilipalagiooooooooooooo~


i noe its lame. just bear with me. im just so SOOOOO proud of 4D.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

yes i am.

ugh, i was supposed to wake up at 6.45am today for a morning jog. but as everybody can guess, i didnt. how am i supposed to slim down like tt? HUH?! so yea... i'll remain a garfield for my whole 9 lives. ya...

anyways, eating sth i created. cheese on top of spicy tuna, on top of picnic ham. hahaha... im gonna go crazy soon eating such stuff... well, i have no one to buy me breakfast. father's watching tv, sister sleeping, mother off to church at 8.30am. GRRRRRR... i want a butler.

yup... sch starts again tmr. i used to like sch. but with this hair, i dun feel like going no where.
i'd just stay at home and do my art... do my art... do my art... until my hair grows back. it'll probably grow back only until my o's. which is only 2 more months. aka, 2 more periods. OMGOMGOMG.

i'd better go mug now.
i aint have any more time!!!

how am i supposed to face this world with this hair? its so fuvking ugly i dun wanna tok about it.
y must my face be SO round? it makes every haircut of mine make it rounder. err?

anyways, woke up at about 9 today supposedly to accompany my sister to the dentist. but ended up only cutting my hair. which i regret alot. i shudnt have woke up so early, just to get my hair messed up in the end. SIANNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

i really dunno how to live on anymore.
im becoming from ugly, to uglier, to ugliest.

hmmm, maybe not ugliest.
just one of them.
=)))))

is very rude i must say.

AHHHH. im just so sorry for watever tt is done ok.
im like soooooo dumb i dun even noe how to handle a ball.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

well, i think im neither a teamplayer nor a leader.
and not a soloist either.
like wtf am i?
ugh.

anyways, skipped geog remedial today because i didnt want to do the "test".
but in the end the class watched "inconvenient truth".
like ADFGDEBFTIN?! i wanna watch!

waiting to go to tuition (again) and 7.30pm.
susanjie will be going back to china for 2 weeks.
ya... i better get my "Clubs & Societies" done.
i think there's a test tmr.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

well, i was thinking of my fav hobbies just now and i found tt im interested in NTH. other than singing and talking to myself, yeah... nth. im really a FUCKING COWARD NEHNEH SHIT tt doesnt dare to sing infront of the public. i only sing infront of my sister. not even my mum. and the worst thing is, everytime i try to sing infront of someone, i sound like a duck! and speaking of ducks, i think of the new (little Bobdog) OM ng. altho he's not TT little anymore. hah.

and yep. im enjoying the new sitting arrangement! with a suuuuper darn smart IQ 90000 guy, and a freaking cute little lady beside me. oh how great can my life get man?
ahems, but there is just ONE single irritate-tant. there's this fucking idiot named FARIS LIM hu says "mummy... i want my lolliPOP!" everytime. haha. no offence!! :x
its not tt i dun wanna buy u one. its just tt i really dun have the time. i only have time to go for tuition. my life is alr irritating enough. so STOP bugging me to buy a lollipop! i will buy for u someday. a promise is a promise. its not as if lollipops are good for health rite. GRRRRR.

and yeah. i love my class. they're sososososososo fun. though i cant wait to get into a poly.... ahhhhh~ i'll get to see long-hair guys, guys hu sing (nicely) along as they walk, guys holding laptop.. wearing specs.. hu smile as they see u..........................................
OMFG. im gonna get crazy soon.

*gulps and types in word verification*